A laptop: I has one! It’s a Samsung Q320. Here it is after taking it out the box:
The lid is nice and shiny but I suspect it is going to be a fingerprint magnet. After booting it up it is running Microsoft Windows Vista Premium Edition TM (C) FTW. Here’s a picture:
The screen is glossy, as you can see from my reflection. No dead pixels or other defects that I can see. All looks good!
Going to upgrade to Debian now. Will report back…