For many years people have debated a great question: do socks come in left and right versions or are both socks the same? I have been much maligned for adhering to the heterogeneous sock philosophy. But recently NEW EVIDENCE has come to light! Behold!

Observe both socks are differently shaped!

Observe both socks are differently shaped!

Observe the LEFT and RIGHT markings!!!

Observe the LEFT and RIGHT markings!!!

Conclusive evidence! Sadly the manufacturer feels it necessary to label them as L and R since many people have forgotten a FUNDAMENTAL PROPERTY of socks.